“So mark my words. And don’t be surprised the next time you see Kristen coming out of Los Feliz 1 on Aberdeen. And don’t be surprised when she is behind the wheel of the Mini Cooper again.”
I managed to take a cell-phone free, non-internet access, extended Memorial Day weekend away and I have to admit it felt good. Kind of like that special feeling you get when you know that no matter how many people are out there worrying about what you are doing, where you are doing it, and whom you are doing it with, they really don’t have a frickin clue. When you are so under the radar(online), that nary a paparazzi, or a tabloid, or a gossiping neighbor has a clue as to what is really going on. Ah …, it must be a really good feeling, one that Rob & Kristen enjoy virtually every day.
But, the world marches on, and I eventually had to come back from the wilderness to the unreality of all that is going on in the so-called Kristen Stewart “cheating scandal”, and its latest twist, the Rob and Kristen Breakup, Part ___ (fill in the blank with a number from 10-100 here). And no breakup story is complete without dozens of BS tabloids stories to tell the tale. As in fairy tales, a type of short story that typically features folkloric fantasy characters such as fairies, goblins, elves, trolls, dwarves, giants, mermaids, or gnomes, and usually magic or enchantments. A story as in fiction, not to be confused with reality.
As I have said many times before, never have two people been subjected to more continuous false reporting, false tweeting, and general BS than these two. So lets take a look at the highlights of the BS since I slipped out of town such a short time ago. There isn’t enough time in this life to review all of it.
Let’s start with the “Rob Dumped Kristen and Moved Out of Her House” story, although there is an alternative version of this fairy tale that is called the “Kristen Dumped Rob and Kicked Him Out of Her House” story. Why did this happen? If you read any number of tabloids you could variously believe that it happened because: 1). Rob ditched out on his own birthday party, pissing Kristen off; 2). Rob miraculously and conveniently discovered a text from Rupert on Kristen’s cellphone while she was in the shower, pissing him off; 3). Rob couldn’t get over the fabricated “cheating scandal, something he has tried to do for almost ten months with Job-like patience; 4). Rob stepped out with Katy Perry, an unknown blond, or an unknown female to be named later, pissing Kristen off; 5). Kristen stepped out in a lesbian relationship with Tamra Natasin, pissing Rob off; or 6). Kristen was just too clingy, pissing Rob off. Blah, blah, blah. All based on unnamed, unidentified sources. Including even a fresh account from People Magazine based on two contradictory tweets that was printed, pulled, and replaced with yet another story claiming so-called sources who as usual remain unnamed. ( the Rob & Katy Perry at the San Ysidro Ranch wedding rehearsal story).
Where do all these stories have their roots? Yes, the Xonline17 story of April 23rd. You remember that one don’t you?. The one where Rupert Sanders suddenly takes a job as a valet at a restaurant in LA. Followed by the Rob Moves Out of/Is Kicked Out of Kristen’s house story. The 65 Million Man Moving All of His Worldly Belongings in a Pickup Truck tale. As is evidenced by him driving in a truck with some stuff in the back, including both of the dogs and both of their bikes. Going into his house on Aberdeen in Los Feliz. Oh yeah, that’s the place that all the tabloids assured us he was selling back in August of 2012. Funny how that never seemed to happen isn’t it?
And remember, don’t let the tabloid crap slide, this was the house he couldn’t stand to stay in because all of the “bad memories” associated with it. And yet here he is again. Isn’t that amazing. So much for the tabloid tripe. I don’t want to rub it in any one’s face but I blogged nearly nine months ago that he wasn’t selling the house, and when I was in LA in September, the house looked very much occupied down to the garbage being taken out and the paper being delivered.
I have already emasculated some of this garbage in a prior post, The Pattinson/Stewart Breakup: Three Important Details at http://wp.me/p2JqVX-zJ located elsewhere on this site. But now let’s look at this weekend’s garbage. Here are my two personal favorites.
This one is too good to be true, combining all of our personal favorites: staring unnamed, unidentified sources, penned by Eleanor ( the Unbelievable) Hutch, Butch, Bitch (sorry, I couldn’t resist), and with photos provided by that venerable journalistic wonder FameFlyNet.com. Isn’t that special. Note the caption, “a moving truck is seen leaving Kristen’s house on May 23, 2013.”
Only problem is, it isn’t leaving Kristen’s house at all. That’s a TOTAL FABRICATION. Its entering a gated community of over a hundred houses in the Laufflin Hills subdivision, one of which just happens to be Kristen’s. There is absolutely no evidence that the truck even went to Kristen’s house, let alone ended up at Los Feliz 1. If it did, why haven’t we seen the photos of that since there are only two ways in and out of Aberdeen.
As usual Hutch is the epitome of clarity. From her article and I quote:
“Nothing tells a girl you’re done with a relationship like a moving truck in the driveway! A truck was spotted leaving Kristen Stewart’s house on May 23rd, presumably containing all of Robert’s stuff.”
And later in the article,
“Twihards can begin weeping, because Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart appear to really be over. On May 23, a moving truck was seen leaving Kristen’s Los Feliz home, and it was likely full of Rob’s stuff.”
So Eleanor, which is it: “presumably containing his stuff” or is it “likely full of his stuff.” Or are you simply full of it? And do you think that just because you tell us twice that the truck is leaving Kristen’s house that we are supposed to believe it is? When your blessed photo doesn’t even establish that fact? Kind of reminds me of this photo. Remember it?
Yeah, the one from last year in July that turns out was no where near Rob’s house, but was rather fabricated by the tabloids into a fake story to try to make people think there was a moving truck at Rob’s house. See http://wp.me/p2JqVX-6o for a refresher course on this lie. What’s with the tabloids anyway, moving trucks, buying houses, and unknown blonds with boobs. They are so damn predictable.
Hutch’s article winds up with a regurgitation of the The Sun’s nonsense about the text in the shower, and a gratuitous “This is just so sad. We really wanted Rob and Kristen to make it work!”
Eleanor dear, I think Bitch is a better name for you after all. No Lying Bitch, now that’s perfect. But I do have to hand it to you. You didn’t go over the top and claim that Kristen supervised the moving truck as the DailyMail did today. But watch out Bitch, your competitors are nipping at your heels.
Story #2 includes the so-called smoking gun evidence of the mystery blond according to that journalistic paragon, the Daily Tripe (Mail) and its cited source, Radaronline. So this is the mystery blond that all the tweeters and tabloids have been writing (and lying) about. She’s an English playwright named Polly Stenham.
Per the article and citing Radaronline, it’s supposedly an Instagram picture of the pair showing “the talented 26 year old with her arm draped around Robert and another pal as they enjoyed a night out in NYC shortly before his shock split from Kristen.” Posted by Rob’s musician friend Mathew Daniel Siskin, although it has mysteriously disappeared from his social networking site.
But there are actually four people in the photo not a pair. And they fail to mention that the woman in the foreground is none other than Tamra Natasin, as in Katy Perry’s assistant, and Kristen’s purported lesbian love interest according to many other tabloids and tweeters. Polly is an acclaimed young English playwright who penned a play that happened to star Tom Sturridge in early 2013. Imagine that. Sturridge who was on Broadway in NYC back in early May, when both Rob and Kristen came to see his play Orphans on separate dates. Oh how the plot thickens.
And who exactly is taking the photo? None of those four obviously. Kind of makes you wonder doesn’t it. Is this actually from the night of the Met, which Tom & Sienna Miller, Katy Perry, and Kristen attended, and also the night when Rob and Kristen purportedly partied in NYC? Kind of explains why Tamra would be present, wouldn’t it. Take a look at an earlier posted photo from the Robsessed website that appears to be from the same evening.
If so, these photos were from about May 6, not “shortly before his shock split from Kristen” on May19. And yet the Daily Tripe jumps the gap and tries to turn Stenham into the mystery blond. Pathetic really.
So where are we as of Tuesday May 28th? I’ll tell you where we are. Repeat after me, never have two people been subjected to more continuous false reporting, false tweeting, and general BS than Rob and Kristen. And tabloids + unnamed sources = BS every time. The breakup story started based on a pile of bull that has only grown as more and more tabloids have piled on. The pile may have gotten higher, but it still smells the same.
So mark my words. And don’t be surprised the next time you see Kristen coming out of Los Feliz 1 on Aberdeen. And don’t be surprised when she is behind the wheel of the Mini Cooper again.