Oh boy. Here we go again. Rob Pattinson was seen out and about with a group of friends at a concert last night, Katy Perry being one of them. What would you like to bet that the tabloids are trolling twitter hard right now? (This is being written at 6 am EST on June 9th.) The new questions begin – is that the hat Kristen had on, etc. One of the recent fanpics of Kristen show a ring – is that the “precious” ring?
On my twitter TL, I see people who think they are broken up, people who are going totally schizo with the ring and hat thing, and more red circles than a crime scene.
What I don’t understand, is WHY everyone doesn’t remember this whole “break-up” started with a PAPARAZZO article! In that article, he “GUESSED” Kristen was talking to Rob, and they were breaking up. The pic dates were altered (see Twilighter’s excellent article here about that). Tabloids ran the fastest quarter-mile in history with it, and gullible readers ate it up. Hook, line and sinker ate it up.
Now, if I may, can I please offer some common sense in all this? Just a little? Now, we all know where the “break-up” stuff started, right? With ONE lying, fake paparazzo article. Everyone knows how much Rob despises these worms, right? If not, check this out tmblr.co/ZOtYSuiNRwUW . He wants to “castrate” them. Did anyone else notice in the April pap pix of Rob & Kristen that he seemed angrier and angrier each time he was papped? I certainly did. Remember the “if looks could kill” pic from Kristen’s birthday? Trying to enjoy a music festival (Coachella) with paparazzi swarming them? The last pap pic that I saw (and forgive me for looking – part of the job) was of Rob IN KRISTEN’S CAR, going in to Kristen’s gated community. The one before that was of Rob “moving out”. WITH 2 BICYCLES IN THE BACK – both a man’s bike, and a woman’s bike. Where did he take the stuff? There were no papz waiting at Rob’s other house in Los Feliz, not posted in any case. Wouldn’t a pap pic of Rob driving up the driveway of his other house support the “break-up” theory more than just the ONE article? The house Rob owns is NOT in a gated community. The paparazzi have easy access to that house. Why wouldn’t they post these pix if it would support the “break-up” story? Because he didn’t go there with the stuff. Otherwise, why wouldn’t they post them? It supports their story, doesn’t it?
Let’s put this together now. Rob and Kristen gave us April, with Rob getting noticeably angrier with each paparazzi encounter. Yet they continued to be seen, in public, KNOWING they were being stalked. Remember when they wouldn’t be caught dead in a pap pic? They gave us April anyway. But now Rob’s got a major work schedule coming up, and I would think he doesn’t want to be papped anymore, wants to relax before it begins. They have a beach house in Malibu, where the law enforcement is MUCH harder on the paparazzi, just trust me on that. Malibu has been MUCH more forthcoming with their pap info than LAPD. Malibu’s general citizenry also helps stop the paparazzi. I have a video of average Malibu citizens going nuts on some papz (sorry, can’t find it right now). Again, lots of research. THINK ABOUT IT. WHERE WOULD YOU GO IF YOU WERE BEING STALKED 24/7 AND NEEDED A BREAK? If I had a beach house in Malibu, I know where I’d be! If you were moving from one house to another, wouldn’t you need some of your favorite stuff, easily moved in a pick-up truck? Doesn’t this make sense? There was a sighting of Bear and Bernie in Malibu posted on twitter last night, that SEEMS legitimate, but who really knows but the poster. There’s also a sighting of Rob and Kristen together that doesn’t seem to be legit, but again, who knows.
Kristen’s been papped on several occasions since the “break-up”, out with friends, and smiling, lots of smiling. DO YOU THINK, IF YOU JUST HAD A HUGE BREAK-UP YOU’D BE SMILING? No. I was 23 once, and just no. Kristen grew up in LA, so is unfortunately used to the paparazzi swarm. Rob didn’t. He grew up in staid London, where the paparazzi laws are MUCH tougher than here in the US.
Okay – everybody on the same page?
What everyone probably wonders is WHY haven’t Rob and Kristen been seen together if they’re still together? How do you know they haven’t? Wouldn’t ANY pap pix of the two together be worth SO much more money when the “back together” segment of the tabloid idiocy starts back up? Again, trust me on this, yes they would. If YOU were a pap (and GOD please no), wouldn’t you wait for the big money?
The tabloids were losing money on the “happy” couple. They were receiving fewer clicks each day (which means less money) on the “happy couple” stories. So they needed some drama, right? Rob has had it with the papz – seriously, if looks could kill, Rolondo Blanco would be in an advance stage of rigor mortis! So he decides to not get papped, BEFORE his birthday, and the “break-up” stories start, ON his birthday, with that ONE lying article from X17, the same X17 that employs most of the Rob and Kristen stalkers. The other tabloids snatched it up and served it up hot. They trolled twitter for their “sources”, the OMG! They broke up! tweets. That’s all they need to print it. Just ONE person saying it, without proof of it’s truthfulness. THE TABLOIDS DON’T HAVE TO VERIFY THE INFO THEY GET, THEY JUST HAVE TO PROVE SOMEONE SAID IT. The tabloids have their cash cow again. Rob and Kristen have “broken up” yet again. How many times have those two “broken up”, gotten “back together”, been “pregnant”, yada, yada, yada, since they started dating way back when? When none of the previous was EVER, and I mean NEVER, true? I’m smart, and I can’t (don’t want to) count that high. The tabloids and paparazzi are playing a huge fanbase like a guitar. They’ve gotten away with it since Twilight began; do you think they’re going to let a cash cow dry up? If you had a money tree in your back yard, would you neglect it? No.
I’m going to pull a Twilighter here (sorry!) and throw some theories out. First, Rob was in a group of friends last night that included Katy Perry. Cha-ching says Bonnie Fuller and Jay Penske at HollyLies, here’s even more big time bucks on THAT storyline. That one will run for short while, by ALL the tabloids, but most people know it’s not true, so it will probably run it’s course faster than most. Katy, Rob, AND Kristen are all friends. They all hang out together. Second, the “break-up” stories will start to receive fewer and fewer clicks. Oh no! says the HollyLies people, what are we going to do now? Which leads us to my last theory. THE “BACK TOGETHER” STORIES, with all the pap pix of Rob and Kristen together that haven’t been released yet. I’m not going to throw in all the ridiculous articles the tabloids will run as off-shoots, as they’re not worth my time. But I think these will be the big three. When the “break-up” stories start to run dry, and they will, they’ll pull out the “back together” stories. Why let a cash cow dry up?
I’ll leave you with a few things, quoting Kristen Stewart: “But you knew nothing about my relationship before. You know less now. How could you?” from http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2012/11/kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-relationship-breaking-dawn-part-2-twilight . Another thing she said, but again don’t have the video handy, during the SWATH press junket, so I don’t have the exact quote. But remember when she said (loosely quoted) “They have an equation. If you’re not making me my money, then get the hell out”. Who do you think she was talking about? Bingo. The tabloids. Don’t you think it’s time to let that cow die? Please don’t click on this crap, and that’s all it is – crap. Lying for money. Because that’s all it is – lying for money, big, big money. As always – peace. Misty
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